新奥尔良港口
不管怎样 我真不敢相信 他居然这样对我 No matter what, I can't believe he'd do this to me.
同时搞3个女人 Three women at once?
两个女孩和… Two girls and...?
她是谁 我想他不会去搞她们的奶奶吧 Who is she? Their fucking grandmother? I mean, what?
这男的真是个变态的王八蛋 The man is a sick bastard.
他没那么差劲 He's not that bad.
他名片上就这么写呢 It was on his business card.
尤里·梅尔科夫
变态的王八蛋
开玩笑的啦 It was a joke.
你没有他 反而会生活得更好 知道吗 You're better off without him. Okay?
现在我们可以换个话题了吗 Now can we change the subject?
从我们离开普里什蒂纳后 我们一直在说你的前任 We've been talking about your ex since we left Pristina.
哇哦 Whoa!
你他妈的在干嘛 What the fuck are you doing?
呜呼 Whoo-hoo!
嘿 该走了 Hey, its time to go.
我们该走了 We got to get out of here.
威尔逊 走吧 Wilson, let's go!
列兵 我们要走啦 Private, we're leaving!
哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
等一会儿 Hang tight.
没看到你喜欢的吗 Not seeing anything you like?
我们的口味非常特殊 Our orders are very specific.
我们想找一些更高级的 We're looking for something a little more high-grade.
很快就有烟雾表演了 I got two smoke shows coming up.
绝对是前所未见 闻所未闻的好节目 Brand-new, fresh fucking racehorses.
请坐 给我两分钟时间 Sit down, give me two minutes.
你应该为一些积极的男士 换换口味 You need some positive male attention for a change.
我想说… I mean...
继续进行 Move on.
嘿 该你们两个波兰人上场了 Hey, you two Polacks are up.
走吧 Let's go.
快点 上场了 快点 Now! Let's go! Come on!
好了 好戏来了 All right, all right.
先生们 掌声欢迎下一个节目 Gentlemen, give it up for our next act.
有几个欧洲美眉即将闪亮登场了 We got some European beauties for you.
够高级吗 High-grade enough for you?
嗯 这两个还不错 Yeah, these two will work.
看那对假波波 Look at those fake titties.
福特波尔克军事基地 -长官俱乐部
路易斯安那州 新奥尔良市
哇 就是这样 Well, there you go.
噢 耶 Oh, yeah.
该死的 我真想爽一把 Damn, I could tear that shit up.
是啊 Yeah.
太美了 Beautiful.
我的天啊 Oh, my gosh.
继续 宝贝 加油 Grind on her, baby, come on now.
让她躺着好好享受享受 Put her down nice and soft.
一如既往的好品味 中士 Excellent taste as always, Sergeant.
继续摩擦 加油宝贝 Grind on her. Grind it, baby!
中士 干得好 太棒了 Sergeant, good job. Good job.
我要尿尿 I need to pee.
尿尿 等等 不准走 Pee? Wait, wait, wait. Don't go.
你可以尿在我身上 You can pee on me.
你这个肮脏的臭男人 You dirty little boy.
噢 Oh!
我爱你 宝贝 我爱你 I love you, baby. I love you!
肮脏的狗 Dirty dog.
神经病 你这个神经病 You're a sicko. You're sick, dog.
列兵 陪我们的客户去洗手间 Private, accompany our guest to the latrine.
谢谢 Thank you.
走这边 女士 Right this way, ma'am.
谢谢你的护送 Thank you for the escort.
右转5米 服务器机房
尿这么久 That's a long-ass piss.
转移中
轮到我了 My turn.
什么状况 What's your status?
福特波尔克 安全终端
还有2分钟 不过可能没有获取到 Two minutes, but I may not have n.
- 待在那别动 我现在过去 - 我的天啊 - Hold your position, I'm coming. - Oh, my God.
那我们待会见 We'll rendezvous later.
米娜 快点 Mina. Just do it!
C区有状况 Activity in Sector C.
收到 Copy that.
女士 Ma'am.
噢 Oh!
安保中心 基地有个人不见了 Security, we have a civ unaccompanied on the base.
基地有个人不见了 I repeat, a civ unaccompanied on the base.
她去哪里了 你不是跟她在一起的吗 Where the fuck did she go? You were supposed to be with her.
我不知道 她就这么消失了 I don't know. she just disappeared.
你在这里干嘛 What the hell are you doing in here?
只有我一个人 Just me.
放下你的武器 Drop your weapon!
我们是3区的橙色代码 这不是训练 We are Code Orange in Sector 3. This is not a drill.
快举起手来 Show me your fucking hands!
米娜 Mina!
别动 Don't move!
快举起手来 Put your fucking hands up!
举起来 Get'em up!
你想要什么 What do you want?
谁派你来的 Who sent you?
这与个人无关 It's nothing personal.
什么叫与个人无关 What isn't personal?
就是这样 This.
米娜 你在哪里 Mina, where are you?
塔蒂阿娜 快走 保护好自己 太热了 Tatiana, go, save yourself. It's too hot.
米娜 Mina.
布鲁克林 威廉斯堡 - 3天后
会怎样 So, what's it gonna be?
什么会怎样 What's what gonna be?
餐馆的新名字 The new name of the restaurant?
我觉得位置太小了 写不下 I think the space is too small for
"伤我心 拿我半坨屎的婊子" "Bitch Who Broke My Heart and Took Half of My Shit."
伙计 怎么啦 太快了 Dude...? What? Too soon?
可以改成 "西班牙婊子卡塔丽娜" You can change it to Catalina Spanish Bitch-re.
你知道您需要什么吗 You know what you need, man?
你需要离开布鲁克林 You need to get out of Brooklyn.
卡塔丽娜死了 朱尔斯 Cat's gone, Jules, that's a fact
不管我在这里 还是在别的地方 这都是事实 whether I'm here or somewhere else.
没错 但是你想想 你还是得离开这里 That's right, but, look, we need to go somewhere' too.
把你的注意力从这个餐厅和她那挪走 Take your mind off the whole restaurant thing and this chick.
埃米特 要斜着切 倾斜点 Emmett. cut that on the bias. On the bias. You know better.
对 切切切 Yeah, chop, chop.
- 嗨 米歇尔 给我看看你做的 - 看着不错 - Hi. Michelle. Let's see what you've got. - Looks good.
还要点酸味 就一点点 知道吧 Needs acid. Just a little bit, though. okay?
知道 Sure.
需要海盐 it needs sea salt.
嘿 伙计 Hey, man. Uh...?
你有想过要做小牛排吗 You ever thought about making short ribs
或者做点墨西哥卷什么的吗 or cooking burritos or something? Mmm?
你怎么不去帮我刷盘子 Why don't you go clean the dishes for me, man?
真的吗 走吧 懒鬼 Really? Come on, lazy ass.
刷盘子 当心点 The dishes? Watch out.
我不干你的苦力活 This ain't 12 Years a Slave.
布朗 Brown.
星期五有两个聚会 Party of two for Friday.
好的 That's correct.
我要找安东尼·海斯特先生 I am looking for Mr. Anthony Hester.
对不起 先生 我们关门了 I'm sorry, sir, we're closed.
我想给他一个惊喜 I would like for it to be a surprise.
我们关门了 先生 We're closed, sir.
你不能过去 You can't go back there.
想都别想 Don't even try it!
哇哦 哇哦 求你了 把手拿出来 慢慢地 Whoa. whoa. Please...? Take your hand out, slowly.
- 慢慢地 - 好的 - Slowly. - Okay, please.
迪米特里·威乔克 Dimitri Vetrok.
烹饪互联网公司 Cooking Network.
我过来是为了新奥尔良的美食展览会 I am here about a food expo in New Orleans.
你成功竞选为今年的烹饪比赛的决赛选手 You are a contestant this year's final cook-off.
不 我不是 你再说一次试试 该死的 No, I'm not. Try again, you fuck.
都是我的错 弄湿了你的胸口 My fault, I got your chest all wet.
没错 你是参赛选手 No, you are. You're in there.
我帮你报名了 I entered you in the contest.
- 什么 - 是的 - What? - Yeah.
- 你报名的 - 没错 - You did? - Yeah.
- 我报名了 - 对 - I am? - Yes.
恭喜恭喜 Congratulations.
你参赛了 You're in there.
伙计 你怎么回事 Man, what's the matter with you?
帮我在路易斯安那州 You signed me up for the Louisiana
巴尤到波旁街的美食展览会上报名 Bayou to Bourbon Street Food Expo?
而且是决赛哦 And I entered you in the final cook-off.
第一名 500万 First place, 50 large.
是吗 我觉得我没地方可去了 Yeah? I got nowhere to stay.
我已经找好了 你不记得我在新奥尔良有家吗 I got us. You forget I got family down in New Orleans.
这是我的文化 That's my culture.
- 文化 - 没错 - Culture? - Yeah.
是谁说的 "他们要打败他们" Who that said, "They're going to beat them Saints...?
妈妈会给你做一份大虾的 对不起 You know, Mama gonna cook you a big shrimp basket. Sorry.
- 你知道吗 还记得这个吗 - 嗯 - You know what? Hey, remember this? - Mmm.
- 99年的狂欢节 - 噢 该死的 - Mardi Gras, '99. - Oh, shit.
还记得我那时把所有的小珠子 Remember I was throwing all those beads
朱利安·西姆斯 8年级 1999年
都扔给八年级的平胸美眉吗 to eighth-grade honeys with the flat chests?
你还记得 太厉害了 You remember that. That was good.
你还记得霍根老师的课吗 You remember, uh, Ms. Hogan's class?
哦 超级波霸 超级霸 Oh, epic breasts. Epic.
她把我所有的珠子都没收了 You know, she confiscated all my beads,
她一直没有还给我… didn't show me as much as a...?
不过那是星期二大餐 Mmm, but that was a Fat Tuesday.
对了 怎么打算的 So what's it gonna be?
我叔叔可以收留我们 Look, my uncle can put us up
为了美食展 给我们提供住宿 and give us a home base for the expo.
好呀 去他的 新奥尔良 All right. Fuck it, New Orleans.
一个词 Ah. one word.
新奥尔良 N'awlins.
跟我一起说 Say it with me...
新奥尔良 N'awlins.
路易斯安那州 新奥尔良市
快看 Look at that
我们来了 "快活之都" 哥们 We in the Big Easy, baby.
上次来的时候还没有这个呢 They didn't have that last time we were here.
噢 我准备好了 你准备好了吗 Oh, I'm ready. You ready?
- 怎么样 - 很好 - Right? - Nice.
嘿 小杰克 Hey! Jackhole.
大雷 Big Ray.
- 过得怎样 - 嘿 宝贝 - What's up, man? - Hey, baby.
看到你真好 精神抖擞的 Good to see you. Looking good, brother.
一向的 你以为会变成什么样 Always. What'd you expect?
这车还真不错 Man, the whip is nice.
绝对的 Absolutely.
我来帮你拿 Let me get these bags real quick.
好 就这些 Yeah, right here.
谢谢 太谢谢了 Thanks, man, I appreciate it.
这位是我的朋友兼 工作伙伴 安东尼·海斯特 This is, uh, my friend and business partner, Anthony Hester.
你好吗 伙计 安东尼 我是雷·布德罗 How you doing, man? Anthony. Hey. Ray Boudreaux.
- 欢迎来到 "快活之都" - 很喜欢这里 - Welcome to the Big Easy. - Love it.
不是很大 也不是很快活 不过有家的感觉 Ain't that big, ain't always easy, but it's home.
嗯 詹金斯的转角小店是怎么回事 Yeah. So, uh, what happened to Jenkins' corner store?
他退休了 不过你的朋友西蒙妮 她在那里 He retired. But your little friend Simone, she's staying in there.
哇哦 "大排骨" 西蒙妮啊 Whoa. "Big Bone" Simone, huh?
- 对 就是她 - 什么 - Yeah, that big girl. - What?
她以前总是把秋葵汤 里的所有东西都吃掉 Okay, she used to eat all the gumbo and everything.
杂食动物 什么都吃 Jambalaya. All the gumbo. Everything,
鸡杂饭 都吃光光 The dirty rice. Ate it all up.
- 肉长到屁股上了 臀部上了 - 啊哈 嗯嗯 - Went to the ass. To the hips? - Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah...
是这样的 Well, yeah.
她说你们只能其中一个跟她住 In fact, she said one of you guys can stay with her
因为我楼上只有一张长沙发 'cause I only got one couch upstairs.
没问题 那我跟大雷一起住楼上好了 Okay, well, then, uh, look, I'm gonna stay upstairs with Big Ray.
- 好 没问题 - 还有 你懂的 - Yeah, that's all right. - And uh, you know...
只有这样了 Go on and take that for the team.
- 跟西蒙妮住 - 好 - Stay with Simone. - Okay.
她其实很好 胸大 人也很友善 But she's good. She's big, but she's sweet.
- 你会喜欢她的 - 所以那个不是她吧 - You'll like her. - So that's not her?
我想死你了 喔 你看你 I missed you! Wow! Look at you!
你看着很不错啊 You look great! Uh...?
你看… 你好壮 Look at... You got so big.
你好小啊 And you got so small.
不过是小巧玲珑 But like a good small, though.
是吗 你太帅了 Yeah? You look so good.
噢 这是你的朋友吗 Oh. Is this your friend?
我是安东尼 很高兴认识你 Anthony, nice to meet you.
我想我是跟你住了 I think I'm staying with you.
我刚刚跟安东尼说 Oh, I was just telling Anthony
你跟大雷一起住楼上 that you're gonna be staying with Big Ray upstairs.
你们想怎么住 就怎么住吧 Well, whatever you guys want.
- 我知道我想要的 - 要我带你们进去看看吗 - I know what I want. - Want me to show you inside?
太好了 我跟她去… Cool, all right. I'm go ahead and, uh...
晚餐见 See you at dinner, huh?
- 嗯 照顾好自己 - 好 - Yeah, take care. - All right.
你知道吗 安东尼 Uh, you know, Antoine,
我家的客人是不用下厨的 guests in my house don't have to cook.
噢 我是安东尼 让我做吧 Oh, it's Anthony, please.
这是我的荣幸 我喜欢自己动手 It's my pleasure. I like to earn my keep, you know?
你要过来试试这个吗 You want to come over here and taste this stuff?
不用了 Ah, no, no, no, no.
我很期待 I'm looking forward.
大雷 Big Ray.
呃… 听着 你们今晚 Um. listen, y'all might want to bring
多带一些吃的 a little something extra to eat tonight.
- 不是 就多带一点点 - 一点点就好 - No, no. Just bring a little somethin' - Somethin'
好了 快来拿吃的 快点 All right. Come on. Get this food in here. Come on.
安琪 Angie?
有谁是素食主义吗 Is any of this vegetarian?
好了 快点 All right, come on.
谁想要这个 All right, who wants the good stuff?
安东尼做的排骨 Antoine, he made these ribs.
怎样 快吃 Okay? Come on.
上帝 今天我们要感谢你 Lord, we would like to thank you for
给我们带来这么强大的家庭 bringing this strong family together today.
感谢你的慷慨大方 让我们相聚一堂 And thank you for the bounty that you have placed upon us.
奉耶稣名祈求 阿门 In Jesus' name, amen.
还有感谢有这么多啤酒 And thanks for bringing the beer.
太粗鲁了 So rude!
这都是谁做的 Who made all this?
- 我想念美食 - 对 - I miss food. - Yeah.
嘿 大雷 你尝了 那些酱排骨了吗 Hey, Big Ray, you tried that sauce with the ribs?
吃了 酱汁太美味了 Oh, yeah. The sauce was wonderful.
- 是吗 - 嗯哼 - Right? - Mmm-hmm.
你尝那个酱吗 Did you try that sauce?
你们都尝了烧烤酱没 Did y'all try the barbecue sauce?
这几天 你来这干什么的 小杰克 What are you doing with yourself these days, Jackhole?
杰伊 他住在纽约 Jay, um, lives in New York.
我是个私家侦探 I'm a private investigator.
- 什么 - 私家侦探 - A what? - A private dick.
呃… And, uh..
私家侦探 Private detective, or dick.
我是个侦探 没错 我是个侦探 I'm a dick, okay? I'm a dick. All right?
胡说八道 Bullshit.
我不知道为什么这么搞笑 不过这是真的 I don't know why it's so funny. It's true.
我们有办公室的 只是刚租出去了 We have an office space we just leased out.
我们把案子解决了 We solve cases.
对 我们把案子解决了 Yes, we some oases.
我们接了案子 We've gotten cases.
- 有多少案子 - 很多案子 - How many cases? - A lot of cases.
对 有很多案子 Yeah, we... a lot of cases.
我们因为一个大案子而出名了 We had one big case that put us on the map.
不过剩下的都是些小案子 But then all of the rest of them were like little branch cases.
丈夫有外遇 赡养费问题 Uh, cheating husbands, alimony checks not being there.
子女抚养费 都是这些 我们也有过谋杀案 Child support things, those cases. We had a murder case.
那你们不是在人们的内裤和钱包里 So you're in people's drawers and pocketbooks?
差不多吧 还有色情交易 Something like that. You know. Hey, sex sells.
这么能干的机构叫什么名字 What's the name of this crackerjack outfit?
叫 "胡安侦探事务所" It's called the Juan Detective Agency.
你 还有谁 You and who else?
你和谁 You and who?
- 你和我 - 很好 小杰克 - You and me. - That's okay, Jackhole,
你们可能都是为了女人 y'all probably just in it for the pussy.
不过这比任何理由都好 But that's a good reason to be in anything.
- 对吧 宝贝 - 这正是我想说的 - Ain't that right, baby? - That's what I'm talking about.
嘿 嘿 Hey, Hey.
怎么回事 What's going on?
- 从蒙提祖马的大厅 - 威尔逊 - From the Halls of Montezuma. - Wilson.
- 嘿 嘿 - 怎么回事 伙计 - Hey, hey. - What's up, man?
我还在想你什么时候会出现呢 I was wondering when you were showing up.
怎么样 兄弟 What's going on, man?
你还好吗 兄弟 You all right, brother?
快过来坐 Hey, come and have a seat, man.
抱歉我这么粗鲁 对不起 Excuse me for being rude. I'm sorry.
我的战友 尼娜 My military friend here, Nina.
嗨 Hi.
很高兴见到你 欢迎 Pleased to meet you. Welcome.
快坐吧 Come on in.
你什么都不记得了 So you don't remember anything?
脑子一片空白 It's just a blank.
医生说可能永远都想不起来了 Doctors say that it probably won't ever come back.
不过我看了一些官方的说法 But I saw the official story,
觉得讲不通 and it just doesn't make any sense.
他们说那是例行训练 They said it was a training exercise.
什么例行训练 会杀掉3个最高级的长官 What kind of training exercise kills the three highest-ranking officers,
他的中士和一个狗日的… his sergeant and a doggone...?
平民 Civilian.
对 平民 Yeah, a civilian.
平民 Civilian?
脱衣舞女 Stripper.
有传言说 她曾是… There's rumors going around that she was...
你了解我 杰伊 You know me, Jay.
我喜欢女人 不过我从来不会伤害任何人 I love the ladies but I would never hurt nobody.
你知道的 You know that
他们说是轮奸出问题 Now, they're saying it's some kind of gang rape gone wrong.
我堂兄弟可能得了性病 Now, look, my cousin may have blue balls
他毫无对策 不过他绝对不是强奸犯 and absolutely zero game, but he's no rapist.
所以你想替他洗清罪名 So you want to clear his name?
这样也有一个交代 Yeah, and it wouldn't hurt to gain some points
给南方的亲戚们 with the southern relations.
我知道是我让你参加比赛的 现在又让你… Look, I know I got you into this competition, and now I'm asking you to...?
没事 兄弟 别担心 我会退出的 Nah, man, don't worry about that. I'll drop out
不 我不是这个意思 我们想个两全其美的办法 No, I'm not saying that I'm saying we do both.
我们要替他洗清罪名 又要赢得比赛 I say we clear my cousin's name and win the contest.
你觉得呢 What do you think?
我想我们又有案子了 I say we got our next case.
好兄弟 My man.
我们进去吧 太冷了 Let's go inside, it's cold.
你的任务失败了 You have failed in your mission'
但是豺狼还是需要计划 The Wolf still needs the plans.
豺狼想要我做什么
是回基地闲逛呢 还是去送几束花
这很有礼貌 不过没必要 That is courteous, but unnecessary.
米娜的尸体和她的私人物品 都没在基地了 Mina's body and personal effects have been moved off base.
去哪了
现在我还不知道 For the moment, I do not know.
不过肯定会变 But that will change.
米娜的尸体没有验尸 Mina's body cannot be autopsied
我们天赋的本质会出名 or the nature of our gifts will become known.
这回引起不必要的注意 And this will bring unwanted attention.
- 明白吗 - 嗯 - Is that clear? - Mmm.
等我电话吧 Expect my call.
米娜 Mina.
你应该为一些积极的男士 换换口味 You need some positive male attention for a change.
嗨 欢迎来到上城区闪电约会 Hi, welcome to Uptown Speed Dating.
嗨 Hi.
你准备好交往了吗 So, are you ready to mingle?
呃 Um...
准备好了 你叫什么名字 Yes. Okay, great. So what's your name?
呃 Um...
我叫卢德米拉 My name is Ludmila.
很高兴见到你 我叫安德鲁 Hi, it's really nice to meet you. I'm Andrew.
我也很高兴见到你 Nice to meet you, too.
你好吗 我是杰夫·加布里埃尔 How's it going? Jeff Gabriel.
我是博比 很高兴认识你 Bobby. Very nice to meet you.
你还好吗 你是哪里人 How are you doing? Where are you from?
我来自克罗地亚 I'm from Croatia.
嗯 俄罗斯 Mmm, Russia.
我来自捷克共和国 I am from Czech Republic.
我喜欢踢足球 你喜欢足球吗 I like to play soccer. You like soccer?
我喜欢跳舞 I love dancing.
滑雪 And skiing.
还有 呃… And, uh...
你喜欢契诃夫吗 Do you like Chekhov'?
谁是契诃夫 Who's Chekhov?
对 契诃夫的原著系列 Yes, the original series Chekov.
不像艾布拉姆斯 Not that douche from the J.J. Abrams reboot.
我最喜欢他的《樱桃园》 My favorite of his would have to be The Cherry Orchard.
上去吗 Up here. Yeah?
好 Yes.
换人 Switch.
我是个专业的赌鬼 I am a professional gambler.
我是个演员 I'm an actor.
我希望有一天拥有房地产 I am hoping to be m real estate one day.
你喜欢房地产吗 Do you like real estate?
我喜欢沙滩上的房子 Um, I'd like to have a house on the beach.
你在沙滩上一定会很美 You look like someone who would do very well on a beach.
那很尴尬 我不应该这么说 That was very awkward. I shouldn't say it that way.
我只是个健身爱好者 嗜好赌博 I'm just a fitness buff, a gambling fiend.
每天晚上出去找女人 Go out every night and try to pick up women.
我是搞时尚设计的 Uh, I'm a fashion designer.
我是体育老师 A gym teacher.
我跟孩子们在一起工作 都是患病的儿童 I work with children, sick children.
换人 Switch.
我喜欢你的眼睛和牙齿 I love your eyes and your teeth.
你笑起来真美 Your smile is very pretty.
- 你的下巴太迷人了 - 我的下巴 - Your chin is amazing. - My chin?
是一个强有力的下巴 It's a strong chin.
我不喜欢那些女孩的下巴 I don't like these girls who have the chins,
从这里开始往下塌 they start over here and go all the way down.
我很喜欢你的眼睛 I like your eyes a lot.
我的眼睛还是屁股 My eyes or my ass?
你的眼睛是我见过最迷人的了 You have the most amazing eyes I've ever seen.
我不是个看重胸部的人 所以我想我们很合适 And I'm not a breast guy, so I think we might work out.
换人 Switch!
你没有标签 You don't have a nametag.
我叫埃里克 I'm Eric.
他们是科迪和达斯汀 This is Cody and Dustin.
你约会时总是带上他们吗 Always bring your buddies with you on a date?
他们是我的堂兄弟 My cousins.
家人对我很重要 Family is very important to me.
我明白了 I see.
你喜欢做什么 埃里克 What do you like to do, Eric?
冲浪 烹饪 Wind-surfing, cooking classes,
在床上看电视 watching movies in bed.
喜欢杀人吗 Killing people?
如果他们在我老板前面装模作样 威吓老板的话 Depending on the threat they pose to my employer.
那就喜欢 Yes.
你有美国军甲的设计图 You have the blueprint of the American exo-armor.
把它交给我们 Give them to us,
你就不会死了 and you won't have to die.
你真绅士 埃里克 That's gentlemanly of you, Eric.
换人 Switch!
我会努力的 I do try.
先生 你得去别的桌了 Sir, you need to switch your table,
你只有5分钟 我知道她很漂亮 但是… You only get five minutes. I know she's pretty, but...?
这是闪电约会的规矩 快换吧 Speed dating, you have to, like, move.
拜托 伙计 时间到了 Come on, buddy, time's up'
我知道她很漂亮 拜托了 I know she's really pretty. Come on.
再见 Bye.
这种场合总会遇到一些怪人 Can't seem to find normal people at these things.
我叫西夫 Okay, um, I'm Sieve.
我最近离婚了 I'm recently divorced.
天啊 你真漂亮 Boy, you are beautiful.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我猜我很快就会出局了 I've been out of the game for a while, I guess.
其实我不喜欢这种地方 You know what, I don't like this place.
你想回去你那吗 Do you want to go back to your place?
哇哦 Whoa.
好啊 Uh, yeah.
- 你喜欢吗 - 很漂亮 - What do you think? - Nice.
和美丽的女孩度过美好的一天 Beautiful day for a beautiful girl.
你先坐这边 我给你拿点吃的 Why don't you have a seat, and I'll go get some stuff for us.
好 Okay!
蛤蟆功 Toad style.
我看你会蝎子功 I see you know scorpion style.
说实话 你在糟蹋我的招式 Seriously, you're cramping my style.
- 我来了 - 唷呼 - Here we go. - Yoo-hoo!
你有毯子吗 Do you have a blanket?
这有点冷 It's a little chilly.
当然有 Yeah, of course.
她喜欢你 没事的 她真的喜欢你 She likes you, it's okay. She likes you' really.
嘘 Shh.
没事吧 Is everything okay?
没事 我很好 Yeah, everything's fine!
安静点 我在约会 知道吗 Quiet! I'm on a date, okay?
堕落的爱之吻 A kiss of Tainted Love.
你女朋友真幸运 Your girlfriend is very lucky.
来了 红酒还是白酒 All right. Red or white?
呃… 威士忌 Um... whiskey.
- 威士忌 - 没错 - Whiskey? - Yeah. Yeah.
史蒂夫 Steve!
可以换首歌吗 Could you change the music?
你想听什么歌 What would you like to hear?
放些不一样的就好了 Just play something different
这首可以吗 Is that good?
我真的不喜欢乡村音乐 I'm really not into country music.
有经典的音乐吗 Do you have any classical?
我看看收音机上有没有 I'll see what I can find on the radio.
谢谢 Thank you!
我们会再见面 We shall meet again.
嗨 Hi.
我想我们还是在屋里喝吧 外面有点冷 You know, maybe we should have drinks inside. It's a little cold.
- 听我说 卢德米拉 - 啊 - Look, Ludmila...? - Yes?
你看上去真的是个很不错的女孩 You seem like a really nice girl.
那种保养成本很高的女孩 I mean, maybe a little high-maintenance,
不过我还没准备好这样 but I don't think I'm ready for this.
对不起 Sorry.
没事的 Okay?
拉 Pull!
你好 参议员 这几天你妈妈怎么样
拉蒙德先生 So, Mr. LaMonde.
我只知道有钱的乡下人怎样 How's the richest redneck I know?
我不是乡下人 我之前跟你说过了 我是法人后裔
我不是在抱怨 参议员 人们还是喜欢鳄鱼肉
比以前更喜欢了
我开始运往洛杉矶
在加利福尼亚州
我知道 我知道在哪 Yeah. I know where that is.
拉
不过我想告诉你
基地里肯定有一些不法交易
是吗 你怎么知道的 Oh, yeah. What do you know about it?
我听到一些谣言
比如说 脱衣舞女的尸体从基地移走了
我不想让任何法医干涉 I didn't want any forensics tampered with.
上帝保佑 不过他们的厚脸皮 God bless the Corps, but their brass
没有保护住屁股 ain't above covering their asses.
还有 我们很快就会收到一笔拨款 Plus, we got appropriations coming up.
要做得干净点 Got to keep things clean.
拉 Pull!
你差点就打偏了
下次我们得带上这个 Well, we'll have to pick this up next time.
她的尸体现在在哪
谁 Who?
夜店女
克罗内 普拉克明堂区 Coroner. Plaquemines Parish.
她在那很安全 She'll be safe there.
很高兴听你这么说
拉 Pull!
你好 是我
我找到那个女孩了
继续调查 Ongoing investigation.
死路一条 Dead end.
未必 Ah, not necessarily.
我问他哪里可以 买到一点线索 I asked him where a guy could go to pay for some tail around here.
她 她的 脱衣舞夜总会 She She's'? Strip club?
我想是的 I think so.
- 大宝藏 - 大宝藏 - Big booties? - Big booties.
你是单身吧 You got singles?
喂 Hello.
对 我看到他们了 Yeah, I see'em.
私家侦探 Private eyes?
我很快就回来 I'll be back in a sec.
嘿 好的 快点 Hey, okay, now.
呜 别碰到我了 Ooh. Don't throw it on me.
今天是我的生日 It's my birthday.
他有胡子 He's got a beard.
你们要找谁 What the fuck do you want?
这是你的场子吗 You run this spot?
这是我的夜总会 我们这里不欢迎侦探 It's my club. We don't allow dicks back here.
特别是私家侦探 Especially no private dicks.
你们想要找什么 What do you boys want?
我们想找 We want to know about that escort
在福特波尔克被杀的护送着 that was killed at Fort Polk.
我们这有舞女 We got dancers here.
技艺能手 Artistes.
女孩们想展示展示她们的技术 这就是她们的工作 Girls want to push pussy on their own time, that's their business.
你们快滚吧 Kindly go fuck yourselves.
你知道有人想害她吗 You know anybody that'd want to hurt her?
没听到我说的吗 混蛋 What did I say, motherfucker?
我们出去吧 Let's get out of here.
不不 等一下 No, no, no. Hold up.
有个男的在那晚受伤的就是我堂兄弟 One of the men that was wounded that night was my cousin.
快告诉我们 Now somebody gonna give me some damn information.
如果是你妈 我才不会理她 I don't give a fuck if it was your mama in drag.
我妈妈 My mama?
我的蛋蛋 Um, right by the balls.
小心有枪 Watch gun.
快给我跪下 快点 Get your ass on your knees. Get on your knees.
嘿 让他趴下 Hey, big man! Put him down.
你也给我跪下 快点 头脑简单 赶快 Get on your knees, too. Come on, corn-fed. Hurry up.
啊 Uh...
你可以走了 这里可能有点血腥 You can go on and go. It might get a little bloody.
到时两个波波上会沾到血的 Get a little blood on your two-piece.
我会给你发好友请求的 I'm gonna send you a friend request, though. Okay.
拿着 继续拿着枪 感觉不对劲 Here, go on and take the gun. That don't smell right.
好了 我要用刑了 All right. I'm about to go Helen Bingham on his ass.
快说 说 All right. Talk. Mmm. Talk.
有两个女孩 俄罗斯人 来自加尔维斯顿 It was two white girls. Russians, come in from Galveston.
本来不会这样的 It wasn't supposed to go down like that
还有什么 王八蛋 What else, motherfucker?
其他女的我都不知道 I don't know shit about the other girl.
其中一个被杀了 他们把她弄到普拉克明区 The one that got killed. They moved her to Plaquemines Parish.
谁告诉你的 Who told you that?
是内行人说的 Its professional courtesy to...?
内行人 Professional courtesy?
该死 是博·拉蒙德 Fuck! It was Beau LaMonde.
他在庞恰特雷恩湖养殖鳄鱼 He's got a gator farm up in Lake Pontchartrain.
给他戴高帽 他什么都会说的 He loves to run his mouth when his drawers getting worked on.
我发誓 我知道的都说了 I swear that's all I got!
你都说了 That's all you got? Huh? Mmm?
我都说了 That's all I got.
你还穿丁字裤呢 You got a thong on, too.
继续给我跪好 Stay on your fucking knees.
对 Yeah.
你为什么要穿金色丁字裤 Why you got a gold thong on?
该死的混蛋 Fucking bastard.
快走 兄弟 快点 我们快出去 Let's go, man. Come on. Let's get out of here.
我们要往右还是往左 We got to make a right or left?
你不是有导航吗 You got a GPS, man?
验尸官实验室
20多岁 身体状况很好 "Mid 20s, excellent physical condition.
有性交迹象 "Signs of pre-mortem intercourse.
头部和颈部有挫伤 "Contusions, head and neck.
多处子弹伤害 头部有一致命枪伤 "Multiple bullet wounds. One fatal shot to the head."
你在做什么 What are you doing, man?
看看有什么标记 What? Looking for identifying marks.
没有妊娠纹 身材真棒 No tan lines, nice body.
噢 全部剃光 巴西人 Oh. Fully shaven. Brazilian.
波波上有穿孔 Vag piercings.
不是脱衣舞女 Not a stripper.
为什么这么说 Why do you say that?
因为硬件条件比 Well, because there's too much hardware
各方面软件条件要好 that gets tn the way of the software.
穿孔的地方碰到男人的牙齿 The piercings get caught in a guy's teeth,
声音就像敲门声一样 sounds like a door knocker.
他一定会撞掉波波 He'd knock a nipple off.
问题是 他不能这样撞击 Catastrophe, he can't make it ram like that.
手很漂亮 Pretty good hands, nice hands.
没有指甲油 No nail polish.
嗯 Hmm.
这个纹身 This tattoo though.
我以前见过 I've seen it before.
在哪见过 Where?
我不记得了 I don't remember.
嗯 Um...
关灯 快关灯 Hit the lights. Hit the lights!
嗯… Uh...
嘿 让我进去 快点 Hey, man, let me in. Come on, man!
没有位置了 There's no room, man.
快出去 快点 Get the fuck out of here. Come on, man!
该死的 Damn.
哇哦 Whoa...
天啊 没事的 Goodness! Oh, okay.
没事的 Okay?
晚安 妹妹
噢 天啊 Oh, Lord.
个人财产 黑色皮靴
噢 天啊 Oh, man.
你还在等什么 Hey, what you waiting for?
那两个女的肯定不是脱衣舞女 Those girls definitely weren't strippers.
是啊 我早就说过了 Yeah. I told you.
我还要睡在死人旁边 他在发臭 I had to lay next to a dead guy. He was musty.
遗愿清单 Bucket list, man.
- 该死的 快趴下 - 小心 - Shit! Get down! - Watch it!
快点 Hurry up!
我觉得我受伤了 Oh, I think I got hit.
好了 Okay.
杰伊 Jay?
噢 嘿 Oh! Hey!
发生什么事了 What happened?
情况有点复杂 Uh, just a little complication in the case.
复杂 Complication?
是的 没事的 Yeah. It's all good.
你需要我帮忙吗 Do you need some help with that?
- 可能要吧 - 好的 太好了 - Maybe. - Okay, great.
- 坐下 快坐好 - 好的 - Sit. Just sit down. - Okay.
- 我很快就来 - 好的 没问题 - I'll be right back. Okay. - All right.
深呼吸 深呼吸 Breathe, breathe.
你在干什么 快脱掉裤子 What are you doing? Take your pants off.
我之前看过 你比现在穿得还少呢 I've seen you with less clothes on than that before.
好吧 这就脱 All right. Uh, okay. Okay.
我觉得小时候 你经常给我看 I remember when you used to give me looks when we were kids.
我猜那是我比较胖吧 I guess I was a little chubby chaser back then, right?
不对 我是想说 你变化还是挺大的 No, I mean, but you've changed, girl!
纹身还有其他都是 我会纹身 Tattoos and everything. I can do tats.
我现在就是做这个的 That's what I do now.
我很佩服男人 冒着自己的生命危险 Well, I admire a man who will risk his life
去救他的家人 to save his family.
我能说什么呢 我就是在做这个 为家人冒险 What can I say? That's what I do. I risk for the family.
你真的长大了 You really grew up.
就这样 朱利安的堂兄弟完全是无辜 So, that's it. Julian's cousin's completely innocent.
嗯 我知道 Mmm, I knew n.
但是你只是准备教训一下高级官员 But if you're just gonna whack the top brass,
那为什么要去那些 why go somewhere where you're guaranteed
肯定会被逮捕或杀掉的地方呢 to get caught and killed yourself?
我想他们在基地还有别的事 I think they were at the base for something else.
只是我们不知道是什么 We just don't know what it is yet.
我的天啊 My man.
那坏消息呢 So, what's the bad news?
坏消息是什么 What's the bad news?
你和小杰克让那些混蛋打到我的爱车了 You and Jackhole let some motherfucker shoot up my goddamn car?
噢 该死的 Oh, son of a bitch!
如果你想好受些 朱尔斯自己也受伤了 If it makes you feel any better, Jules got a flesh wound.
好 好极了 Good, God damn it!
你哪里受伤了 Where's your motherfucking flesh wound?
如果不是中国人 If it wasn't the Chinese,
那他们是谁 who were they?
我不知道 I don't know.
不过他们的情报绝对跟我们一样 But they obviously had the same intel we did.
数据不完整
我靠
数据不完整
不管是谁 你都得解决掉他们 Whoever they were, you will have to deal with them.
还有你的前任老板 科德雷先生 And your former employer, Mr, Cordray.
我会告诉豺狼 说这些方案不完整 I will inform the Wolf that these plans are incomplete.
我们要想想其他办法 We will have to find another way.
老板 Boss.
老板 快醒来 老板 Boss, wake up. Boss.
什么 3号镜头 What? Camera three.
快去看看 Go check it out.
凯西 Casey?
噢 该死的 Oh, fuck!
贱人 Bitch!
有两个男的来过 他们是谁 Two men who came by, who were they?
他们是谁 Who were they?
两个从纽约来的家伙 Couple pie-ass Pls from New York.
我什么也没说 I didn't tell them nothing.
我知道你跟他们说什么了 I know what you told them.
你打到我了 You fucking shot me.
这是你说出去的代价 I have something for the pain.
要不然我怎么活下来 This is how I'm going out?
是的 Yes.
我没有点好处吗 No bitches on my hp?
这样好点吗 Is that better?
确实是的 Actually, yeah.
我想让你知道 I want you to know
这与个人无关 it's nothing personal.
我没有给… I don't give a...
好听 Sounds good.
谢谢 朋友 Thank you, partner.
嘿 大雷 我问你个问题 Hey, Big Ray, let me ask you a question.
说吧 安东尼 Hit me, Antoine.
还记得我做的排骨吗 Remember those, uh, ribs that I made?
记得 Yeah.
有什么问题吗 What was wrong with them?
它们没有什么问题 Well, there was nothing wrong with them exactly.
其实是 我从没吃过 排骨酱这么被看重 In fact, I don't think I've ever had a rib sauce so precise.
它们缺少的是 What they lacked was
热情 主动 passion, spontaneity.
你想想 人生有3件事最重要 See, there's three things in life you got to riff,
烹饪 演奏爵士乐 还有性交 Cooking, playing jazz, and fucking.
那我要怎么做 So, what do I do?
伙计 你知道怎么性交吧 Man, you know how to fuck, don't you?
想你这么帅气的小白脸 肯定有很多女人吧 Good-looking white boy like you must get plenty of tail.
你应该… See, you got to...
你应该很沉迷于此吧 You got to give yourself over to it.
只是不断重复 重复 Just riff. brother. Just riff.
其实我不是这样的 I don't really do that
嗯 河堤也不是一天就能建成的 Yeah. Well, the levees wasn't built in a day.
烹饪和爵士 我可以帮你 I can help you with the cooking and the jazz,
但是性交这种事 还是得你自己来 but the fucking you got to do on your own.
你看就像这样 嗯 嗯 嗯 See, it's like this. It's about the... Mmm, mmm, mmm.
就像… About the...
当你有好吃的 你会说… When you get the good food, you say...
嗯 Mmm.
对吧 还有当你听到 好爵士乐 你会说… Right? And when you get the good jazz, you say...
- 嗯 - 嗯 - Mmm! - Mmm!
还有 你遇到好女人 And, boy, you get that good pussy,
你肯定会说 it's sure gonna make you say....?
- 嗯 - 嗯 - Mmm! - Mmm!
连起来就是… Let's go back to the...
跟我来 Come on.
这就是我要说的 然后你会说… That's what I'm talking about. Then you got to say...?
嗯 Mmm!
我觉得好下流 我现在就觉得下流了 I feel dirty. I feel dirty now.
抓住你的蛋蛋 快抓住 Grab your nuts. Grab your nuts.
抓住别动 说 嗯 Hold on to them nuts, say... Mmm!
嗯 Mmm!
- 嗯 - 嗯 - Mmm! - Mmm!
再来一次 说… One more time, say...
嗯 Mmm!
宝贝 继续 好女人 Baby, you go! that good pussy
喔 耶 我就是这么说的 Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about
张开美丽的双腿 让我沉浸在其间 Spread them pretty legs and let me sink between them, yeah
噢 宝贝 Oh, baby!
我想我准备好了 我准备好了 I think I'm ready. I think I'm ready.
说给我听听 Let me hear that fucking.
嗯 Mmm!
- 噢 - 噢 - Ow! - Ow!
然后最后你会说… And finally you say...?
好了 太好了 All right, all right.
你会了 宝贝 You got it, baby.
谢谢 真的很感谢 Thank you. I appreciate it.
我给你做点早餐吧 Let me make you some breakfast, yeah? All right.
你想吃什么 吃什么 What do you want? What do you want?
女人 Some pussy.
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欢迎来到巴拉塔里亚港口仓库 Welcome to the Barataria Bayou Barn!
我叫盖伊·曼奇尼 I'm Guy Mancini.
这里是美国文物小餐馆 And this is Americana Chophouse!
今天在这个小餐馆 我们打算赠送 Today on the Chophouse, we are going to feed you
河口里的菲列牛排 the filet mignon of the bayou.
美国大鳄鱼 The American alligator.
我们打算杀了它 We are going to cue'em
然后炖了 再送给大家品尝 and stew'em and feed 'em to you good folks.
今天我们来享用短嘴鳄鱼大餐吧 And this particular gator that we're going to enjoy today
它就在我们的身后 came right out of the bayous behind us.
在我们开始之前 Before we go any further though,
我也想感谢提供商 I would also like to say thanks
给我们提供地方和游戏的人 to the man who provided us with the space and the game today,
博·拉蒙德先生 Mr. Beau LaMonde.
看着特别内行的那位 Looking very sharp back there.
等等 就是他吗 Wait. Isn't he the one...?
科德雷说的那个人 可能向刺客泄密了 Cordray mentioned. Probably tipped off the assassins.
试着接近他 Go try and get close to him.
好了 先说重要的 Well, first things first
首先得有一把锋利的刀 Got to have a nice, sharp knife.
所以 我们从这里开始 So, we're going to start up here, high.
- 你能帮我扶着吗 - 好 - Can you hang on to it for me? - Yeah.
不要让它转动 Keep this thing from spinning right here.
有句话是这么说的 It's like that saying.
"我见过最勇敢的人 莫过于第一个吃生牡蛎" "Bravest man I ever saw, the first to eat an oyster raw."
我要看看 谁是第一个 自告奋勇吃这个的人 I'd like to see the first guy who wrestled one of these things
然后说 "我饿了" and go, "I'm hungry."
我们继续往里面看 现在看到胸腔 You got to go on in there, you got to go through the rib cage.
你肯定不想忽略它的胃 But you don't want to bypass the stomach either.
因为我们发现 它一次能吞掉一条重达12磅的鲶鱼 'Cause we found a 12-pound catfish in one of them one time.
我们用它配些山核桃 烟熏一下 很美味 We smoked it up with some pecan shells. It was delicious.
好了 准备看好了 Okay, here we go.
感觉胃就在这里 你看到了吗 Feel around in the stomach right there. You see it?
看到胃了吗 See the stomach right there?
感觉一下 看看你能不能找到 Feel around, see if you can find anything in there.
感觉到什么了吗 You feel anything?
我感觉有东西硬硬的 I got something solid.
那可能是乌龟 它们都是吞整个的 Well, it could be a turtle. They eat those whole.
你可以用它煲汤了 You can make a soup out of that
不 我觉得不是乌龟 No, I don't think it's a turtle.
给我们看看 你可以拿出来吗 Let's see. Can you get it out?
不是乌龟 It's not a turtle.
嗯 Hmm.
哦嚯 Oh-ho!
我靠 Fuck.
哇哦 那不是乌龟 Whoa, that's not a turtle.
把它放到盘子里 Let's, uh, put that in a pan.
以前从没见过这样的 Never found one of those before.
这实在是太奇怪了 That's... Getting a little too curious about...
抱歉 节目结束了
你们快走 关掉摄像机
你们也得走了
怎么回事 是不是跟丢了 What is it? Are you missing somebody?
哇哦 怎么回事 博 那是什么 Whoa, what's up, Beau? What is that?
我只是杀鳄鱼的 我在做吃的 这是什么回事 I'm cutting open a gator, I'm cooking this food. What the hell is that?
那肯定是停尸房那个女孩的手 That was definitely that girl from the morgue's hand.
她有纹身 She had the tattoo.
她也有奇怪的金属植入物 She also had these weird metallic implants.
在验尸官的报告上没有 Wasn't on the coroner's report.
那应该会拉响杀人罪的危险信号 That ought to raise a red flag at Homicide.
也许不会 Or not.
那是什么 What was that?
路易斯安那州的司法 That's Louisiana justice.
我们得去水里看看 We got to get by that water, man
那里肯定还有很多证据 There's going to be more evidence around there.
- 水里 有鳄鱼的水里吗 - 对 - The water? Like, where the gators are? - Yeah.
他们这样对待鳄鱼 就是为了销毁尸体 销毁证据 And they're doing gator shit, like devouring human parts?
- 你知道我们该怎么做 - 我们过去看看 - You know what we gotta do over there, right? - We're gonna look.
不 你去看吧 No, you going to look over there.
- 我不去 我才不过去 - 我们两个一起去 - Hell, no, I'm not going there. - We're both going over.
- 拜托 快走 - 什么 - Come on. Let's go. - What?
兄弟 我讨厌鳄鱼 Man, I hate gators.
喂 我是拉蒙德
有两个男的在屋子边鬼鬼祟祟的
你可以过去看看吗 我们需要增援
先生 我没明白你的意思 Sir, I can't understand you.
没 我说"我们需要增援"
什么 What?
我说"增援"
你可以说英语 Could you speak English please?
为什么没有人能听明白我的话
他们可能从桥上把人扔下去 They probably dumped the body over by the bridge.
眼睛睁大的 知道吗 Just keep your eyes open, all right?
我睁着呢 我在找 I got'em open. I'm looking.
我不喜欢这种水 I don't like the look of this water.
该死的 快看 就在那 看到了吗 Shit, look. It's right there. See?
看到什么 See what?
叫几个人过去处置他们
你要我干嘛 You want me to what?
叫几个人过去处理他们 我说的还不够清楚吗
是要杀了他们吗 Like kill'em?
是的 我就是这个意思
你明白了吗 You understand that?
我找两个人过去 I'm going to send the other two dudes.
西北方向有两个爬行者在肯特尔上游 We got two creepers on the northwest side of Upper Kenter.
把他们解决掉 Take 'em out.
你说的"爬行者"是什么意思
就是他们两个 Them two dudes.
好的
你看他们 Look at 'em.
小碎步 Little mini steps.
爬行 Creeping.
你也过去帮忙处置他们吧
快去
我不能弄湿 I can't get wet.
我真不敢相信 你让我做这个 I can't believe you're making me do this, man.
我以为友谊更重要 I thought our friendship meant more.
你知道吗 发现最大的鳄鱼 You know the largest gator ever found
是在1809年 在路易斯安那州 was 1809, Louisiana.
- 真的吗 - 19英尺 1千磅 - Really? - 19 feet, 1,000 pounds.
好吧 这不好玩 时间不对 Okay, that's not cool, man. Wrong timing.
把手给我 Give me your hand.
噢 操 Oh, fuck!
- 快拿到了 - 拉好 - Reach. - Pull, pull!
这是你的主意 It was your idea, you know.
别让我掉进去了 Dude, don't let me fucking...
拿到了 我拿到了 该死的 Grab it. I got it. Fuck.
这跟我们在那女的手里发现的一样 Dude, this is the same one that we found in that girl's hand.
拉我上去 嘿 那是鳄鱼吗 Pull me out, man. Hey, is that a gator?
快拉我上去 快拉我 Pull me, man! Pull me!
噢 该死的 该死的 快拉我 Oh, Shit! Shit! Pull!
快走 快点 Go, go, go, man! Come on!
快点 快跑 Come on. Come on! Come on, run!
快点 Come on.
- 你知道怎么开这个吗 - 我堂兄弟有这个 - You know how to drive one of these? - My cousin had one.
快点 趴下 Come on, come on. Lay low!
快推 推 快点 Push, man, push! Come on!
- 我们去哪里 - 我不知道 先继续走 - Where should we go? - I don't know! Just keep going!
嘿 这是钛合金骨头 Hey, skeletal augmentation with titanium alloy.
这不是普通的刺客 These are not ordinary assassins, man.
那是谁 你看得清吗 Who's that? Can you see?
- 天啊 - 她开枪了 - Holy shit! - She's shooting.
走这边 去那边小路 Go this way! Go down that canal.
该死的 我不知道这是哪里了 Fuck, I don't Know where this leads, man.
你们知道怎么开这个吗
开快点
Push it faster!
安东尼 快点 Anthony, faster!
快 快点
你们跟丢了 贱人 我们走啦 You missed us, bitch! We're out of here!
快点
等一下 她追上我们了 Wait a minute. She's gaining on us.
她会打到我们 快点 She's got the scope. Come on!
你应该一下走这边 一下走那边 You gotta go side to side. Side to side!
我们要让她们摇摆 We gotta shake them!
我们不会输的 We're not losing her!
我觉得那上面有东西 走左边 I think there's something up here. Make a left.
抓好了 兄弟 抓紧 Hold on, man! Hold on!
抓紧 抓紧 Hold on! Hold on!
还能再快点吗 Can't this thing go faster?
要撞了 抓紧 Big bump! Hold on!
该死的 耶 呜 Motherfucker! Yeah! Whoo!
该死的 Fuck!
你真没用
生化刺客 Bio-enhanced assassins.
真的有黑色行动 That's some real black ops shit.
他们是谁 他们在福特波尔克想得到什么 Who are they? What did they want at Fort Polk?
我想过了 可能是一些 I've been thinking, maybe it's some kind of
超高科技武器系统 ultra high-tech weapons system.
我在想那个纹身 And I've been thinking about that tattoo.
我知道我在哪见过 在一个女人身上 I know I've seen it somewhere, like, on a woman.
我要你的帮助 记得吗 I'm gonna need your help remembering that.
嗯 Yeah.
去年 我的健康顾问 Last year, my physics adviser had a meeting
跟几个研究人员在福特波尔克开会 with some researchers at Fort Pork.
- 他回来后… - 西蒙妮 - and he came back and he... - Simone.
你可以等会再说这个吗 You mind if we talk about this later?
可以 那我进房间了 Okay, sure. I'm gonna be in my room.
好了 你准备好工作了吗 All right. You ready to get to work?
好了 播放音乐 我们走 Yeah. Cue the music, let's do it.
宝贝 就是那里 Baby, get it right there.
噢 Oh.
嘿 Hey.
这是怎么回事 What is going on here?
要我怎么说呢 Ah, how do I say this?
朱利安把这称作色情回忆 Julian's got what he calls a pornographic memory.
是照片式的回忆 You mean photographic memory?
不是 No.
整个性交回忆 他说他每次性交都不会忘记 Total sexual recall. He says he can literally never forget a fuck.
不要说话 I need quiet.
现在他正在通过他的记忆银行 Right now he's going through his memory banks.
为了好玩 For fun?
为了工作 For the job.
好吧 Okay, okay.
你说他正在回忆 You're saying he's going into this memory of his
每个跟他睡过的女孩吗 and recalling all the girls he's ever slept with?
这要维持多久 How long could that possibly take?
哦 呜 Oh. Ooh.
给你们15分钟 You got 15 minutes.
就是这样 呜 宝贝 Oh, do that right there. Ooh, girl!
噢耶 我记得那晚 Oh, yeah, I remember that night.
她有很多纹身 She had so many tattoos.
身上就像 象形文字 She had, like, Egyptian hieroglyphics.
北方的野蛮人 还是南方的 大概就是这些 "Savage North...? or "South," or something like that.
不 不是这个 No. That's not it.
杰西卡 我记得她 Jessica, I remember her.
对 她好像有点小胡须 不过… Yeah. She kind of had a little mustache, but...
不 不是那个纹身 No, that wasn't a tattoo.
- 啊 电臀舞 蒂娜 - 耶 - Ah, twerking Tina. - Yeah.
对 电臀舞蒂娜 纹身在哪呢 Yes. Twerking Tina. Where's that tattoo?
不 她的是蝴蝶 噢 No, she had a butterﬂy. Oh!
我的亚洲女神 流浪汉邮票 My Asian persuasion. The tramp stamp.
还有袖口 And the sleeve.
不过她打得好厉害 Oh, but she would slap so hard.
不 该死的 No, damn it!
呜 Ooh.
是烙饼 对 我知道她有纹身 Flapjacks. Yes, I know she had a tattoo.
是朵玫瑰 Oh, it was a rose.
我要找那只蝎子 I'm looking for that damn scorpion.
噢 对 Oh, yes!
那两个脱衣舞女 The two wild shippers.
她们有很多纹身 They had a lot of tattoos.
她们的纹身是什么呢 哦 对了 What were their tattoos? Oh, that's right.
好像是个魔法龙什么的 What did she have, like a magic dragon or something?
不 那不是蝎子 No, it wasn't a scorpion.
不过她正在摆动她的身体 Oh, but she was working her body.
然后我们陷入激情 Then we went to Pinkberry after that.
呜 西蒙妮 Ooh, Simone.
宝贝 你真苗条 Girl, you slimmed up.
你在做什么 草本生活 What was you doing, Herbalife?
对 她有一条火龙 就像凤凰一样 Oh, yeah. She had a fire dragon. it was like a phoenix.
不 No!
你太差劲了 You are so bad.
她没有纹身 为什么她也在这里 She didn't have a tattoo, why is she in this sequence?
快滚出去 Get me out of here!
噢 Oh!
我回忆了多久 How long was I under?
3个小时 有什么发现吗 Three hours. Any luck?
没有 环境不对 No, wrong context.
西蒙妮 你说你 知道一个教授 Simone, you said you, uh, know a professor
在福特波尔克工作 who did some work at Fort Polk?
对 我的健康顾问 Oh, yeah. My physics advisor.
他想要变得更健康 He wanted to get physical.
我不想 我已经达到A级了 I didn't do it. I could've got an A.
杜兰大学
路易斯安那州 新奥尔良
他们说如果我能解出几个方程式 They offered me a lot of money for a few equations,
他们会给我一大笔钱 and I turned them down.
那就是说 他们花了重金 So, uh, what they were making was pretty expensive, huh?
是大变革 It was revolutionary.
不过现在 我相信 But by now I'm sure it's being developed
每个发达国家都在研发 by every industrialized country
而且每个大公司都有机器人部门 and every big corporation with a robotics division.
我听说中国的特别盛行 I heard the Chinese are particularly interested.
能够雇佣刺客潜入美国基地吗 Enough to hire assassins to infiltrate a US base?
那要看我心情了 That's about as much as I'm comfortable saying.
不管怎样 提醒西蒙妮 她欠我的额外费用 Anyway, remind Simone she owes me, uh, extra credit.
好的 谢谢 打扰了 Okay. Thanks for your time.
- 感激不尽 - 嗯哼 - Appreciate. - Mmm-hmm.
好了额外费用对吧 All right. Get that extra credit, huh?
沃克罗福斯女士 Ms. Wollcrofs.
古西恩教授 Professor Gussain.
要什么帮忙 How can I help you?
7个月前在孟买弹道软件的偷窃 Thefts of ballistic software in Mumbai seven months ago,
2个月前在斯德哥尔摩 现在在福特波尔克失败了 Stockholm two months ago, now a failed attempt at Fort Polk'
有什么问题吗 Is there a question here?
我想知道你的人干什么了 I want to know what you people are up to.
问你自己吧 如果你真的想知道的话 Ask yourself if that's something you'd really like to know.
因为我可以强迫你 Because I can oblige you.
其他人开始发现了 Others are beginning to find out.
就当是帮你自己 教授 Do yourself a favor, Professor,
不要让别人知道 leave others to the professionals.
祝你愉快 Good day.
不见了 It is gone.
担心你的安全吗 Worried about your safety?
很好 你是得担心 That is good. You should be.
豺狼需要你 The Wolf needs you.
要我做什么 To do what?
根据不完整的设计图推断出来 Extrapolate from incomplete blueprints.
填补我们漏掉的东西 Fill in what we are missing.
你好 参议员
从今天早上起 福特波尔克不会再有 As of this morning, Fort Polk will no longer house
军事项目了 the military's exo-project.
这里的安全性 就跟我老婆的屁股一样紧 Security there is about as tight as my wife's rear end.
那他们把项目转移到哪里去了
我就知道你会这么问 I had a feeling you'd ask me that
自从我告诉你那女孩的尸体在哪后 Turns out that girl's body up and walked off after all.
就开始泄漏了 Right after I told you where she was.
我真的希望你不会指控我有参与
你不会这样跟我爸说话吧
你现在是儿子 不是你爸 Now you, son, are not your daddy.
坦白讲 我不知道你是什么人 Frankly, I don't know what you are.
但我知道你的野心比他还大 I do know your ambitions go beyond his,
而且他不赞成你 跟这些人混在一起 and it's got you mixed up with folks he wouldn't approve of.
谁
你知道些什么 参议员
作为参议院委员会的主席 关于国家安全 As chair of the Senate committee on national security,
我知道的太多了 I know a hell of a lot.
听我一句劝 Take my advice,
不要出国 don't leave the country.
不想被藏在某些地方的 Wouldn't want to have to serve an indictment
狙击手打死吧 to some spider hole somewhere.
走吧 我们说完了 Go on, we're done here.
做你自己的事去 快走吧 Go on with you now. Go on.
王八蛋 Motherfucker.
对 我是德拉戈维奇 Yes, this is Dragovic.
继续工作 Keep working.
如果豺狼首要任务没有变化的话...
那我们必须"处理掉"巴恩斯
他可能会让大家都暴露出来
你说什么 What did you say?
我说"首要任务"
你说啥玩意儿 What did you say!?
我说"首当其冲"的事
你说什么嘛 What did you say!?
你耳朵是不是聋了
喂 Yeah.
豺狼有新任务了 New orders from the Wolf.
你去会一会巴恩斯议员吧 You are going to pay a visit to Senator Barnes.
塔蒂阿娜 这次… And thus time, Tatiana,
别搞砸了 do not fuck it up.
谁的权力能大过福特·波尔克 Who has jurisdiction over Fort Polk?
我是说非军事的那种权力 Non-military, I mean.
詹姆斯·巴恩斯参议员就可以 Senator James Barnes.
行 我们一早就去巴吞鲁日 All right, we're gonna hit Barnes' office
巴恩斯的办公室去走一趟 in Baton Rouge in the morning.
等等 巴恩斯这周末要来镇上 Wait, Barnes is in town this weekend.
今天是杜兰大学毕业周年庆典 Today's the annual gala for Tulane alumni.
古西恩应该去的 Gussain is supposed to go.
嗯 Hmm.
哇哦 身材真是太棒了 Whoa! She got those Helen Binghams.
喔 你还真是闷骚 Wow. You really don't stop, do you?
什么 等等 我知道那纹身在哪儿见过了 What? Hang on, no. I know where I saw that tattoo.
那美女不是吧 Oh, shit. Bingham.
听好了 我还有些事要处理 Pay attention. I have a little business to attend to.
卡塔丽娜 拿着这个 Catalina, take this.
照顾好木乃伊 好吗 Look after Mummy, will you?
当然 是鬼蝎子的命令 Of course. The Order of the Ghost Scorpion.
谁的命令啊 Order of the what now?
是冷战后的实验 It was this post-Cold War experiment,
自从墙倒塌后 为了填补权力真空 an attempt to fill the power vacuum after the Wall came down.
杀手们有了国际财团 An international consortium of assassins.
这里 Here.
你还需要时间吗 Do you need a moment?
你说你叫什么名字来着 What did you say your name was?
宾汉 海伦·宾汉 Bingham. Helen Bingham.
博扬·德拉戈维奇 是个教父兼领袖 Bojan Dragovic was a godfather and guru.
非常规战争 An expert in irregular warfare
以及生化科技的专家 and bio-enhancement technologies.
- 钛合金骨头 - 没错 - The titanium bones. - That's right.
他创造了超级杀手的骨干 He created a cadre of super-assassins.
寡头执政家买了俄罗斯情报后 After the oligarchs bought out Russian intelligence,
德拉戈维奇把组织变为私营企业 Dragovic brought the organization into the private sector,
只要谁愿意出钱 都可以合作 working with whoever was willing to pay.
最近 有名的投资家豺狼 Most recently, a financier known as the Wolf.
你怎么都知道 How do you know all this?
我只是知道去哪找 在深网百科里有 I just know where to look, Tor, Deep Web Wikipedia.
什么 那是什么 What? What is it?
是古西恩教授 Uh, it's Professor Gussain.
嗯 是发给你的 Mmm. It's for you.
豺狼打算今天杀了巴恩斯 The Wolf plans to kill Barnes today.
- 我得给他打个电话看他是否安全 - 等等 等等 - I got to get this number to Barnes' security, - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
古西恩联系我们 Gussain contacted us.
那又怎样 So what?
这说明他很害怕联系别人 That means he's too scared to contact anyone else.
即使是参议员的安全 Even the Senator's security.
豺狼到处都有人 The Wolf's got people everywhere.
如果我们有什么行动的话 那我们得自己行动 If we're going to do something, we've got to do it on our own.
这个晚会在哪 Where's this gala at?
还是很像20年前我带过的实习生 Still so much like the intern I took on 20 years ago.
你也不能否定答案 You couldn't take no for an answer then either.
我猜这就是你为什么 要上诉你的投资者 I suppose that's part of your appeal to your investors.
詹姆斯 今晚你做到了 我很高兴 I'm glad you made it tonight. James.
- 在我们最后一次会议后 - 噢 - After our last meeting...? - Oh, oh, oh.
就算是老朋友 也不经常面对面 Even old friends don't always see eye-to-eye.
我希望你不再需要我的肯定 汉娜 I hope you don't need my affirmation anymore, Hannah.
不需要 不过我还是 需要你的支持 参议员 No, but I'll always need your vote, Senator.
啊 Ah.
- 抱歉 我接下电话 - 没问题 - If you'll excuse me. - Of course.
我是汉娜·沃克罗福斯 This is Hannah Wollcrcft.
好 我来跟他说 Yes, I'll take the call.
这当然
在让我知情的情况下
好
我在等着你的回音
再见
嘿 什么时候开始 Hey, what time are we starting at?
已经开始了 Already started, man.
噢 该死的 Oh, shit.
祝我们好运 好运 Play it cool. Play it cool. Play it cool.
我要看你们的证件 I need to see some IDs.
她拿了我的证件 You know, she got my ID.
你放在我这… Oh! You got the...?
我把它放在这了 嗯哼 I keep 'em in here. Mmm-hmm.
噢 我漏在家里了 Yeah, I left them at home. What?
再看看左边的波波 Girl, check the left titty.
蒂姆和蒂娜的婚宴 巴尤厅
看看左边的波波 Check the left titty.
婚宴也需要检查证件 You need ID just to get into a wedding reception?
没有 婚宴是在这个角落 Oh, no, wedding reception is right around this corner.
一楼 巴尤厅 First floor, the Bayou Room.
好的 谢谢 Great, thank you.
- 保重 - 给我看看你的证件 - Take care, guys. - Let me see your ID, man.
- 你真的在这里工作吗 - 拜拜 - You really work here? - Bye!
这里我们肯定能穿过去 And these spots normally have rooms we can cut through, so...
对 我们去看看 我们找别的路 Yeah, we'll go. We'll find another way through.
好的 All right.
有谁能想到 我来为他们主持婚礼 Whoever would've guessed me tossing Terrible Timmy out of the ring
让他走向婚姻的殿堂 would literally land him in the lap of love?
看看这对新人 他们是不是很棒 Look at this couple, aren't they great?
嘿 伙计 击掌 看看这对新人 Hey, man, high five. Look at this hot couple.
我想说 太棒了 I mean, come on.
我的文字游戏已经足够了 Enough of me and the word games.
接下来让我们听听来自蒂娜和蒂姆 Let's hear some of Tina and Tim's friends.
朋友们的祝福 words of encouragement and love.
你 先生 红领带的 过来一下 You, sir, you. Red tie, come here for a second.
你 过来一下 You. Come here.
你确定是我 You sure you want me?
对这两位新人说点什么吧 Just say something about this great couple.
不 就是你 No, you.
好了 呃… Well, uh...
我要对新郎和新娘说点什么好呢 What can I say about the bride and groom, right,
说些之前从没说过的吧 that hasn't already been said, huh?
我遇到… Well, I met...
- 蒂姆 - 蒂姆 - Tim. - Tim?
我遇到蒂姆是在… Met Tim in a, uh..
一个小酒吧 小东京 A mini-bar in Little Tokyo,
我们聊了几句 还吃了一点牛小排 and we got into some small talk' had some short ribs.
关于新娘我说什么好呢 And what can I say about the bride, right?
她很兴奋 She's so effervescent.
蒂娜 Tina?
- 蒂娜 - 耶 - Tina? - Yeah.
电臀舞蒂娜 Twerking Tina?
世界还真小 It is a small world.
你懂的 You know what I mean.
我和蒂娜 是在一个脱衣舞女俱乐部… Tina and I, uh, met at a strip club...
店里 一个零售店里遇到过 Mall. Strip mall, met at a strip mall.
还有… And, um...
我总是说 这样的屁股 I always said, with that kind of ass...?
资产 她有很多资产 Assets. She has many assets that work in her favor.
而且我一直觉得她一定会成为大人物 And I always thought that she was destined for big things.
很明显 我们都知道现在 Obviously, we all know
大人物跟小包裹在一起了 that big things come in small packages.
应该说更小的包裹 对吧 Or smaller packages, right?
不管怎样 你还有纹身吗 Anyways, do you still have that tattoo?
她有一个女牛仔纹身 She has a great tattoo of a cowgirl
手里拿着套绳 holding a lasso.
所以她没错跳电臀舞时 So every time she'd twerk,
套绳就会… the lasso would just...?
像这样甩呀甩 就会像这样 It would whip like that. It would just do
甩呀甩 a little whip like that
她的盆骨就会用力 It was a pelvic thrust that she would do.
不管怎样 我们各有各的风格 Anyways, we all have a style.
我也有风格 你们都有自己的风格 I have a style. You all have a style.
这都是 你也有你的风格 Breaking Bad, you have a style.
如果小蒂姆能掌控得了 And if tiny Tim can handle that,
他将拥有更多的权利 如果他掌控不了 then more power to you, and if he can't...
美女 那你得打电话给我 Then, girl, you need to call me.
好了 说完了 All right, okay.
啊 Ah!
这不公平 This isn't a fair fight!
你们有几个人呀 How many of y'all want some?
- 扔掉这混蛋 - 打转 - Come on. Dump this shit. - Switch!
好了 好了 Okay, okay!
举起来 他抓到我的肋骨了 Hold up! He got my ribs!
我的蛋蛋 My balls.
快把他赶出去 Get off of him now!
快放下他 Put him down!
噢 你… Oh, you...
放我下来 我要下来 Let me get mine! Let me get on my feet.
算你们幸运 我就不打电话给我堂兄弟了 Y'all lucky I don't call my cousins!
你是我唯一的爱人 You know you're the only one I love.
好了 快点 All right, come on.
刚刚怎么回事 What was that?
什么 我遇到色情回忆里的人了 What? I got caught in my pornographic memory mode.
世界太小了 Worlds collide, okay?
嘿 你们能闭嘴吗 Hey, will you guys knock it off?
我们要赶紧救人 我们要找参议员 We got a life to save. We gotta find the Senator.
所有装备已就位 允许携带武器 All assets are in place. You are weapons free.
打扰了 还记得我吗 Excuse me. Remember me?
嗯 Mmm?
噢 该死的 Oh, shit.
放松 Relax.
没事的 Everything's going to be fine.
闭上眼睛 Close your eyes.
好梦
快到了 Almost there.
我盯好他了 I have eyes on him.
命令已经降低标准了啊 The order has lowered its standards, huh?
客户没有世界强权 No more world powers for clients.
没有历史的命脉 No more finger on the pulse of history.
现在你只是公司的一颗棋子 Now you're just another corporate tool.
利用完后就毫无价值的棋子 A cog in the wheel.
闭嘴 海斯特先生 Shut up, Mr Hester.
哇哦 Whoa.
杰伊 Jay?
快醒醒 杰伊 快醒醒 宝贝 快点 Hello? Jay? Wake up, baby. Come on.
快醒醒 Wake up!
你喜欢契科夫吗 Do you like Chekhov?
你说的不是航海企业的首席 You don't mean chief navigator of the Enterprise,
所以你是说《樱桃园》 so Cherry Orchard,
《万尼亚舅舅》 《三姐妹》… Uncle Vanya, Three Sisters...
喂
我们确认了是吗
我的女主人已经回家
最后我看见过她
我现在准备好去死
在俄罗斯的一个大学里 A little college Russian.
塔蒂阿娜 杀了他 Tatiana, kill him.
我想要你知道 I want you to know
这与个人无关 it's nothing personal.
我觉得有关 I think it is.
去他的 塔蒂阿娜 Ah, for fuck's sake, Tatiana.
对不起 我马上回来
停下来 我再说一遍 停下来 Stand down, I repeat, stand down.
再给一份说明 Report back for instructions.
你竟敢中断我的事 How dare you interrupt our work!
好消息 一会见
我们的交易完了吗 Is our deal off?
不 我们不需要交易了 No. Our deal is no longer necessary.
奥尔森双胞胎在等着你呢 The Olsen twins are waiting for you.
知道吗 知道吗 Right? Right?
嘘 Sh...?
听我说 我去找人帮忙 Listen, I'm going to try to go get some help,
他可能需要去医院 'cause he needs to go to the hospital.
头抬起来 嘿 嘿 Keep that head up. Hey, hey' hey!
嗯 Mmm.
跟我来 过来 Come here. Come here.
豺狼想见你们俩位 The Wolf wants to see both of you.
现在 Now.
贾格诺 Dragno?
贾格诺 发生什么事了
你怎么了
我觉得 And here I thought all this
所有的上级管理 daddy-issue,
都只是一种手段 对杀手来说都是扯淡 killer-cow bullshit was just a sales play.
你为什么要杀了他
因为我看到你在受苦 Only because I can see you're hurting.
今晚 我们主要的中国竞争对手 Tonight, our chief Chinese competitor,
已经研发出自己的项目 having developed their own exo-project
同时也和美国军队 in parallel with the US military,
共同分享研发成果 agreed to a merger.
我们再也不能依赖美国政府 或者他们的装甲 We no longer need the US government or their exo-armor.
我们有自己的 We have our own.
这样更合理 你觉得呢 It's so much more civilized that way, don't you think?
我们的中国人对手 已经开出合作条件了 Our Chinese counterpart made the merger conditional in dissolving
能解决我们以前的各种问题 all of our previous entanglements.
这意味着你们所有人很不幸 Which unfortunately means all of you.
把他们处理掉 Dispose of them.
如果一个黑市交易武器商人 If a black market weapons dealer
搞上了一个跛子孤儿 fucked the madam of a cripples-only orphanage
刚好被戈登·盖柯撞见了 while Gordon Gekko came on their faces,
那他们所做的一切一定是为了你 the thing they'd make would be you.
豺狼 The Wolf.
你过奖了 You flatter me.
这一次得确保 尸体再也不会被发现 This time make sure the bodies are never found.
你的老大是罪有应得 Your handler got what he deserves.
你也是 So will you.
我老大 My handler?
我只知道他是我爸爸 He was the only father I've ever known.
我失去家人 I lost my family.
没有人在乎这个 No one fucking cares.
不要再说话了 我们就快到降落区了 And no more talking. We're almost to the drop zone.
现在没有活着的理由 There's no reason to go on.
是吗 Yeah?
一直需要脱衣舞女 如果你需要活下去的理由的话 There's always stripping, if you need a reason to live.
- 朱尔斯 你没事吧 - 没事 - Jules, you okay, man? - Yeah.
那点异丙酚是不会致命的 Non-lethal dose of Propofol.
不过他会到时希望永远别醒来 But he's going to wish he didn't wake up.
你需要活下去的理由是吧 复仇可以吗 You need a reason to go on, now about vengeance?
我们可以帮你 We'll help you.
嘿 伙计 Hey, man.
这样尸体就不会浮起来了 So the bodies don't float.
那家伙想干嘛 Hey, what's going on back there, guys?
嘿 伙计 我可不赞成 Hey, man, I don't approve of all of that.
怎么样 脱衣舞女还是复仇 What was it, the stripping or the vengeance?
我需要帮忙 All right, I need a little help.
快帮我 Need a little help, guys!
托尼 快丢他出去 Tony, get him out!
你知道你在干什么吗 You know what you're doing?
我在军队里学过 I learned in the army.
油箱被击中了 我们的油漏得很快 Tank's been shot. We're losing fuel fast.
不过够我们到达目的地了 We'll have just enough to reach our destination.
你选了什么 What's that?
复仇 Vengeance.
我们去豺狼的贼窝 We're going to the Wolf's den.
豺狼的窝 是那个脱衣舞夜总会吗 The Wolf's Den? Is that a strip club?
太美了
值得我花这么长时间一直在这等候
我们已经断了所有的连结之处 We have severed all ties.
所以完全是重新开始 So it's a dean start.
你们中国货是非常好的
我们很高兴 We're very happy
现在 沃克罗福特小姐 我敬你 And now, Ms. Wollcroft, I present to you,
证明这个概念还有我们的友谊 proof of concept and a token of our friendship.
多谢
对不起 请稍等一下
他们没有减速 They're not slowing down.
- 你们处理好 - 是的 女士 - Take care of it. - Yes, ma'am.
好了 有什么计划 有什么计划 All right, what's the plan? What's the plan?
你们向下跳 我来迫降 You jump. I'll crash land.
迫降 就没有一个更好的计划吗 Crash? You ain't got a better plan than that?
肯定有更好的计划 There's got to be a better plan.
如果事情有变 If things had been different...?
会变好的 I know, it would've been great.
快点 我们该跳了 Come on, man, we got to go.
我们要跳了 快点 快跳 We're jumping, man. Go, go. Jump.
我恐高 I'm scared of heights.
我的天 O-M-G!
呜 呜 Whoo! Whoo!
快点 快点 Come on, man. Go, go!
快点 快点 Go! Move! Move! Go!
我不想死 I don't wanna die!
快点 快点 Go! Go! Go! Go!
快走 快点 Come on! Come on!
快点 快来这边 Come on! Come on! Come on, man!
我的天 Oh, God!
该死的 Fuck!
趴下 趴下 Get down, man! Get down!
我们得快点 We got to move.
趴下 快趴下 Stay down! Stay the fuck down!
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
怎么回事 What happened?
怎么回事 你看到什么了吗 What happened? You see something?
该死的 Shit.
他死了 They're dead.
别动 Stop right there!
- 你增强的 - 我增强了 - You're enhanced, - I'm enhanced.
我们就像普通人干一架吧 So why don't we just fight this out like civilized people?
你一生都在训练我 我就让你看看我的厉害 You have a lifetime of training on me, I'll give you that.
都是我用钱买了最好的战斗软件 But I have the best combat software money can buy.
就像你一直说的 What is it you always say?
这与个人无关 It's nothing personal.
不过这一次有关 贱人 This time it is, bitch.
嘿 Hey!
放下武器 Drop your weapons!
我们是私家侦探 We're private detectives!
- 把手举起来 - 我们是一起的 - Hands where we can see 'em! - We're on the same team!
等下 他们是好人 他们和我一起的 Wait! Stop! They're the good guys. They're with me.
嘿 老天 Hey! Oh, my God!
快点 伙计们 进去瞧瞧 Come on, guys, sweep the house. Come on in.
进屋看看 Sweep the house.
伙计 继续看吧 Go on and sweep the house, bro.
屋里有坏人哦 There's some bad guys in there.
当时很惊险 我不得不溜进去 It was crazy. I had to slide.
然后捡起一把枪 然后开始反击 I picked up a gun. I started shooting back...?
谢谢你的合作 Thank you for your cooperation.
- 谢谢 - 你还好吗 - Thank you. - Are you okay?
你们呀 Hey you!
只想跟你说 都怪你 Just want you to know, I blamed it all on you.
很好 因为我也觉得都怪你 Good, 'cause I blamed it on you, too.
臭小子 Damn!
他们今天早上找到了古西恩博士 They found Dr. Gussain this morning.
是吗 活着的 Yeah? Alive.
嗯 Mmm.
拿下他 快 看着点 Get him down! Get him down! Watch it!
带他出去吧 Let's get him out of here.
还有 他们逮捕了博·拉蒙德 Oh, and they arrested Beau LaMonde.
哦 你瞧 挺好的吧 Oh, see? It's good.
举起手来 快 Show me your hands, now!
看来没有什么需要处理的了 Guess there's nothing left to do but
唯一剩下的事 就是回纽约了 对吧 go get on a plane back to New York, huh?
不 我们哪儿也不去 No, we're not going nowhere,
你还有一场比赛要拿下来呢 走吧 you still got a competition to win. Let's go.
好了 安东尼 All right, Anthony.
- 保重 - 你也是 - Take care of yourself. - You, too.
珍重 嘿 Take care. Hey.
你将威尔逊除名了 你算是抓到了一帮坏蛋 You cleared Wilson's name and you caught some really bad folks.
- 你的所作所为让人骄傲 - 谢谢 大雷 - You done us proud. - Thanks, Big Ray.
- 看来我该多来来咯 - 噢 那可别 - Maybe I can visit more often. - Oh, hell no.
不过听好了 你赶紧把那卡迪拉克开走吧 But listen, you are gonna kick out for the bodywork on that Caddy,
大好先生 Mr. Big Fancy Pl.
还有告诉安东尼 我说 "加把油" And you tell Antoine I said, "Riff that shit up."
大雷 Big Ray, man...?
借你吉言 It's you, man. You the man.
毛衣不错 Nice sweater.
去你妹的 少来 You know what, fuck you.
这里的进度是越来越快了 And the action is fast and furious here
我们的大厨们都在准备他们的鲶鱼调味汁 as our chefs are preparing their catfish courtbouillon.
肯定味道非常棒 It's gonna be some seriously good food here.
因为光闻着就已经很棒了 It's already smelling wonderful,
虽然都还没有下锅呢 and we haven't even lit the fire yet.
那我们广告之后立刻回到 We'll be back here on Bayou to Bourbon Street
美食波本街 right after this.
能不能过来几个人手帮忙 Can we get some stage hands up here
把这个桌子挪开 and push this table out of the way?
抱歉 让一下 Sorry, coming through. Excuse us.
安东尼 你去哪儿了 你迟到了 Anthony, where you been? You're a little late.
- 这是我们的大厨 - 嘿 还好吧 - Is this our chef? - Hey, how y'all doing?
嗨 我是安东尼·海斯特 很抱歉来迟了 Hi, Anthony Hester. Sorry about that.
嗨 塔迪大厨 你好吗 Hi, Chef Tardy, how are you?
这家伙是谁 长这样会做饭啊 Who's this? Are Batman and Robin gonna cook?
- 我不做 我只是他的经理人 - 经理人 - No, I'm just his manager. - Manager?
那你能做经理人该做的事 让他早点来吗 You could've managed to get him here quicker, you think?
这人真逗 我喜欢 I love this guy, right?
你可以的 You got this.
该死的 我还没有热身呢 Shit, man, I haven't had any prep time.
什么 你说什么呢 What? What are you talking about?
记住大雷说的什么 "即兴发挥 想到啥做啥" Remember what Big Ray said, "Let it flow, just let it flow."
还有5秒钟 各位 Back in five, people.
好吧 即兴发挥 All right, let it flow. Flow on out of here.
四 三 二… 退出场地 Four, three, two...? Off the stage.
冷静点 大厨子 Calm down, Chef Boyardee.
欢迎回到美食波本街 And we're back here on Bayou Bourbon Street,
大厨们都在紧张准备着各自的菜肴 and the action is fast and furious.
我是盖·曼奇尼 大家可以看到我们的大厨们 I'm Guy Mancini, and you can see our chefs are really
都已经进入第二环节了 flying into ii.
瞧 这边的这位 Yeah, and what do we see over here?
杰米有点吓傻了的样子 看起来杰米还在做调味汁 Jamie is Knocking out...? It looks like Jamie is making a mirepoix.
- 是的我们的大厨们都在 - 杰 他在干什么 - Yeah, all of our chefs are really... - Jay, what's he doing?
都很投入 really getting involved.
噢 他在聚精会神 他会没事的 Oh, he's focusing his energy. He'll be all right.
纵观场上 他们都在 准备着自己的鲶鱼调味汁 Tearing it up over here as they prepare their catfish courtbouillon.
他看起来跟瘫了一样 He looks paralyzed.
不不不 他知道自己要干什么 No, no, no. He knows what he's doing.
雷 你得自己克服它 Ray. You got to give yourself over to it.
加油吧 伙计 尽管加油 Just riff, brother. Just riff.
就这样 没错 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do that.
我们这里变动很大 We've got a lot of action going on.
让我们看看他要怎么做鱼 Let's see what he does with his fish,
因为大家现在进度已经远超他了 'cause everybody else is so far ahead of him.
加油 安东尼 Come on, Anthony.
看起来很棒 安东尼 Looking good, Anthony.
我们都知道 艺术品是急不得的 I know you can't really rush art,
但我们可以看到 这边的这位速度是相当的快呀 but we are gonna rush our catfish courtbouillons over here.
噢 就这样 Oh, there it is.
- 快看他 - 把鱼割几个口子 - Looking at him. - Scoring his fish.
噢 老天啊 着火了 Oh, Jesus, it's a fire!
以前有人这样做过饭吗 Anybody ever seen anything like this before?
女士们先生们 你们看的这位就是胜利者 Ladies and gentlemen, you're looking at a winner.
哇哦 闻起来味道也不错 Wow, it's smelling really good, too.
你是最棒的 You're the best!
无人能比 Around.
接下来的这个 是安东尼大厨的新作品 And next up is Chef Anthony Hester's new creation
嗯 杏仁鲶鱼 of, uh, catfish amandine.
我们就从你这开始咯 We'll start with you, Carol.
我看到的是… I see some...
超华丽的一道菜 This dish is superb.
带有灵魂的 real soul in here.
我能从这道菜里尝到激情 I can taste the passion in this dish.
味道很复杂 This dish is very complex,
复杂到极点了 to the point of being dangerous.
蟋蟀的吵闹声打扰着你 Crotch crickets ruining your love life?
叽叽喳喳的鸟叫声 在夜晚困扰着你 Annoying chirping sounds from your nether regions keeping you up ail night?
喝上一杯安宁睡前茶 最棒的助眠饮品 Try Crick-a-cil, the number-one crotch crickets-be-gone cream
还给你一个美妙的夜晚 and take back your night.
副作用可能会是口干 或者燥热 Side effects may include dry mouth, fever,
耳鸣 腹泻 头皮屑增多 rabbit ears, ﬂatulence, loose bowels, dandruff,
吐泡沫 早秃 如遇以上情况请咨询医师 snot bubbles, and premature balding. Consult your doctor.
我们的裁判一致认为 And our judges have conferred.
在尝遍了今天所有美食后 And after tasting all of our entries today,
得到了最终的结论 they have come to a conclusion.
而今天的波本街美食节的胜出者 And the winner of today's Bayou to Bourbon Street Festival
不是别的而正是 is none other than...?
鳄鱼奶酪蛋糕吗 嗯 其实也不赖的… Alligator cheesecake? Mmm-hmm. We can do that.
但是 Okay?
嗯 如果你看见大雷了 代我跟他问个好 Yeah, and if you see Big Ray, tell him I said hi.
- 好的 我爱你 - 我爱你 - Okay, I love you. - I love you.
- 西蒙妮怎么样了 - 她挺好的 - How's Simone? - Hey. She's good.
我跟她说了 我可能会狂欢节过去的 I told her maybe I'll fly down for Mardi Gras. Ah!
胜出者是安东尼·海斯特 Anthony Hester.
我知道你在纽约有家馆子 I understand that you have a restaurant up in New York.
- 是的 - 叫啥名字 透露一下 - Yes. - What's the name of it? Give it a plug.
呃 Uh... Uh...
盖 名字 餐馆名字 Guy. Name. Name of the restaurant.
- 是… - 嘿 伙计 我喜欢那新名字 - It's... - Hey, man, I like the new name.
- 两个名字我还有点纠结呢 - 谢谢 朱尔斯 - I'm kind of in between names. - Thanks, Jules.
好吧 已经做好了 Okay, here we go right here.
你的泡蔬菜 Your marinated kale.
这是你的新鲜沙拉 And that is your fresh salad.
好的 很棒 来 快点 3号桌 All right, it's good. Come, come. Go, go, go, Table 3.
海斯特先生 Mr. Hester.
我没有武器 I have no weapons.
你的身体就是武器 Your whole body is a weapon.
性感女特工 II
你还有什么部位想要 "增强"的 What other parts of you are enhanced?
想我给你演示下吗 Want me to show you?